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the best and worst of apples by ~rumfoordandkazak:iconrumfoordandkazak:



one of the times i was eating an apple
i noticed there were two distinct sides

one was brown and blotchy and soft
the other was firm and crisp and perspiring gently

when i removed the label from the soft side
the skin and flesh sloughed off like a plague victim

it tried to scare me away by shitting in my hand
like some surviving amphibian, some toad

still the firm side tempted me
the skin was taught and smooth

its plentiful vitamins were strewn across its surface
in green and brown patches

its regally raised cheekbones beckoned me
like a geisha girl peeking out from a tissue doorway

i threw it off the porch
because it was fucking disgusting
and i don't like liars
©2008-2009 ~rumfoordandkazak
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what at time to be alive

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I don't like liars.
Nice.

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